Nagging Yoda's Mother Does

Your cloak, pick it up you must. Away you shall put it first.

Studying you have first to do and then playing outside you can.

In the swamp again you were playing. Muddy your feet are. Wipe them you must and then inside you may enter.

Dragging that stick inside you have again. Outside it must be.

Followed you home again it did? Keep it you may not. Away you must send it.

Your hands, wash them you must. Dirty they are. Your face, filthy it is, too. Wash that, as well, you must. Your ears, behind them,too, clean there, as well, you shall.

For dinner the table must be set. Help me you will.

Your peas, eat them you must. If you do not, a strong Jedi not you will become.

Homework, have yet you finished? Backtalk me not, you should! 500 years old, lucky you will be to live! Your ears, box them, I will!

Good work you have done. Proud of you, I am. Your grades in school, better they are getting. Very pleased, I am.

Time for bed, it is. Whining you should not be! Stink badly, you do. A bath you need. Yes. A bath you need, take one now, you must. Those teeth you must brush. Healthy and strong they must stay. Yes. Between your toes you must scrub, dirt in there it hides, too.

Bedtime it is. Pajamas on you must put.

Love you, I do. Strong little Jedi, you are.